Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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