yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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