my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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