Midget sex pt 2 tonight
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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