I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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