The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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