How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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