Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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