no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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