spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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