And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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