well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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