he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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