hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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