It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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