She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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