like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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