The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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