How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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