We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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