Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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