It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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