So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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