Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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