so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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