Whod you bang
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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