And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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