just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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