Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Randomize
