So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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