Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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