im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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