I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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