I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I see more hoeing in ur future
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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