Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I party with great urgency now.
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