singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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