i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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