You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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