It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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