Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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