Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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