I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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