sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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