PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize