and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize