How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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