Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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