Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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