You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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