Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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