Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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