This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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